Santa Rosa Zine Fest Workshop!

Yarrrr!!
I be givin’ a workshop on Tuesday April 11!

It be called:
Your Creativity vs The Poop Monster!

I… watched Pirates of the Caribbean recently with the family. I also have a friend who keeps posting photos of himself in his pirate hat and beard. He’s a pirate. I’m not a pirate, but sometimes I type like pirates would have typed if they had the internet on their schooners*.

Was I talking about a workshop?

Oh yeah.
I’m giving a workshop!

It is about finding personal, creative and fun ways to battle with the Gremlins Of Negativity**. If you would like to pick up some of my groovy tricks and tools for surviving these never ending battles, come to the workshop! Register HERE!

That’s it for this round of news.
I hope you are so positive and devoid of Negativity Gremlins that you have no reason to come to the workshop…. in which case I’d encourage you to come and share your blessed and enlightened ways with all of us poor self-critical chumps out here.
So, I guess, no excuses.
Just be there.

And bring snacks. Not like, for yourself. Bring snacks for everyone. Particularly me. I love snacks. So does everyone. I won’t be bringing snacks, but it would be cool if you brought them. Thanks in advance.

*Schooners? That’s a boat, right? Caravel? Galleon? Clipper? What the hell did those pirates sail around on, anyways?

**Gremlins Of Negativity (GON) will be the name of my sick Sludge/Doom Metal project. Keep your eyes open.